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01 April 2009 @ 11:42 pm
picspam #4 (farscape (reasons to watch) part 3)  




the multi-parters.

ask a scaper their favourite episode and they'll probably answer with 'oh, it's the "blah bla trilogy." that counts as one episode, right?' (okay, maybe not, they'll probably answer with die me, dichotomy, crackers don't matter, a human reaction etc) but still, the multi-parters are that good. sometimes they're not called part one, part two etc. pretty much all of season four could be counted as the same continued story line and this show does it so well.

nerve and the hidden memory



john: "you're ice cold. all right, knock off the "completely healed" crap and talk to me. better yet, we'll talk to zhaan - closest thing we've got to a doctor."
aeryn: "no! don't summon the others. just let me get to my prowler."
john: "your prowler? what, you're going to go for a drive? last i heard we weren't within prowler...no. you're not gonna die."
aeryn: "didn't lie to you. my muscles are completely healed. but that knife must have penetrated my paraphoral nerve - and once that is damaged, it doesn't regenerate. so within 50 or 60 arns, its going to fail - and i am going to die. there's nothing you can do about it."
john: "there's something we can do."
aeryn: "the only treatment is a tissue graft from a genetically compatible donor."
john: "fine, we'll find someone. we got, what - two, three days?"
aeryn: "at best. we're nowhere near a sebacean colony."
john: "but we are near a peacekeeper base. less than 20 arns and those commandos were kind enough to leave the address." [john caresses aeryn's cheek]

- - -

john: "danger...danger, will robinson. beware of the chair...beware of the chair."

- - -

d'argo: "i'm coming with you. if you can be an idiot, i can be an idiot."

- - -

stark: "what was the secret you were keeping hidden from scorpius, down there?"
john: "oh, he thought it was about his doomsday device -- about wormholes. it wasn't. it was only about the time i kissed a girl."
stark: "really?"
john: "yeah." [john and stark laugh hysterically]

look at the princess trilogy



rygel: "by the yotz! run, fight, surrender — pick one."

- - -

aeryn: "that's great. it's a whole world designed for your rutting instincts."

- - -

john: "on my planet we don’t marry people we don't love unless they're critically ill billionaires."



john: "eighty cycles. my college loans will be delinquent. i'll miss the strippers on my hundredth birthday. i'll get a utility bill for three trillion dollars for a single porch light that i left on and everybody i know will be dead."

- - -

d'argo: [to statue john] "do you feel any pain?"
john: "no, but i'd really like to pick my nose."

- - -

john: "how batman was that?!"

- - -

liars, guns and money trilogy



john: "this will work, trust me. we just have to find a place to get our clothes off."

- - -

rygel: "ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead."



rygel: "every time i think that there's more to you than a pair of pushed-up loomas in a corset, you disappoint me."



john: "he’s here and...um, he blames me. he blames me for killing Scorpious. so i’ve been..i’ve been trying...trying to...uh..."
d'argo: "trying to what, john?!"
john: "d’argo...kill me. d’argo, please...kill me."

- - -

self-inflicted wounds part i & ii



rygel: "doesn't simply shooting them dead strike you as viable?"

- - -

rygel: "what friends? we were thrown together against our will and we're all just trying to make the best of it until we can get the chance to screw the others to get what we want."

- - -

zhaan: "now i know i shall meet my goddess and be accepted to her bosom. sensitive d'argo, exuberant chiana, wise rygel, selfless aeryn, innocent crichton. my children, my teachers, my loves, there is no guilt, there is no blame, only what is meant to be. grow through your mistakes and know that if patient redemption will find you."

- - -

harvey: "why is it always the gentle ones who pay the price for everyone else's ambition? hmm?"

- - -

infinite possibilities part i & ii



john: "harvey, kiss my medulla oblongata."



john: "i mean... how far are you gonna take this? is this the end, or are you gonna try and put all the toothpaste back in the tube?"
jack: "i doubt that's possible."
john: "but you're gonna give it the old college try, aren't you? you're gonna kill... me, furlow, and aeryn."

- - -

furlow: "don't be the hero, john. always be the one to walk away while the hero dies. that's my motto."

- - -

into the lion's den part i & ii



john: "i do not sit at the kiddie table. now you either give me the big toys or you send me home."

- - -

john: "i'm here, on a big stinkin' command carrier--dick tracy's freakin' neural bracelet linking me to bram stoker's nightmare. what more do you want from me?"

- - -

john: "flying through wormholes ain’t like dusting crops, farm boy. it takes a little finesse."

- - -

rygel: "don't think i'm going to miss you, any of you. i'm not. well, maybe a little bit."

- - -

what was lost part i & ii



d'argo: "well, to use one of your expressions, you're going to have to take one for the team."
john: "technically, i've already taken two."

- - -

braca: "hello crichton."
john: "hiya braca. let me ask you a question. you're a man of the world, right? does my ass look big in these pants?"

- - -

jool: "you may not have been vella's intellectual equal..."
d'argo: "well i am now. she's a rock."

we're so screwed trilogy



sikozu: "if the freighter escapes then we abandon all hope."
john: "we abandon all hope of leading long and prosperous lives and we follow the freighter." [about sikozu] "she's still learning."

- - -

john: "harvey? you're not dead."
harvey: of course not. i am the - undead."



john: "bill gates can’t guarantee windows, how can you guarantee my safety?"



john: "hey, did you get my bomb?"
chiana: "what?!"
john: Wh...i can't believe it. i left a nuclear bomb in an elevator."
chiana: "that's all right. you've done worse."

- - -

john: "hi...honey. huh. guess what i did at work today? i wore a bomb. a nuclear bomb in a field of flowers. i could get lucky. tomorrow i could have a bigger bomb. i could kill...more people. maybe they'll be innocent people. children... maybe."

- - -

the continuity.

didn't watch that episode three seasons back? oh, that's too bad 'cause now you won't know why john just said that line. you need to your know stuff while watching this show, you need to pay attention (which is easy). one of the best things about the show is how it's one great big story, sure there are stand-alone episodes but don't be surprised if the episode is referenced later on, or if random characters show up again. there's not many caps for this one, i could have added more, but whoa! talk about spoilery.




the laughs.

i got really carried away! sorry. and this is just the funny quotes, not the sad, badass or simly gorgeous quotes (and some of these quotes will have been used more than once in the picspam, sorry about the repetitiveness)

aeryn: "she gives me a woody."
[no one says anything]
aeryn: "woody. it's a human saying. i've heard you say it often. when you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you..."
john: "willies. she gives you the willies."

- - -

john: "welcome to the federation starship ss buttcrack."

- - -

aeryn: "this is a bad combination: zhaan distracted, crichton confused."
d'argo: "crichton is always confused."

- - -

crais: "you have no idea where we're going. we could be going around in circles."
john: "we're not going in circles, nimrod, 'cause we've never been here before. we're completely lost."

- - -

john: "lately, do i seem a little crazy to you?"
aeryn: "what do you mean, 'lately'?"

- - -

d'argo: "something crichton said is disturbing me."
rygel: "finally. i've been saying that since he arrived."

- - -

john: "i'm sick of this whole turd-burp end of the universe."

- - -

john: "again?"
d'argo: "yeah."
john: "one, two, three."
[john throws paper. d'argo throws rock]
d'argo: "again, i win."
john: "no, i win. Paper wraps rocks."
d'argo: "no, paper cannot possibly beat rock."
john: "it does. paper beats rock."
d'argo: "rock rips through paper."
john: "d'Argo, that's not how it works. paper beats rocks."
d'argo: "that's unrealistic."
john: "well, it's the rules. and it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining."
d'argo: "my coma was more entertaining."

- - -

rygel: "may your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine."

- - -

d'argo: "one... two... fire."
john: "hey, what happened to three?"

- - -

chiana: distress call. directed at us?"
john: "how stupid is that?"

- - -

aeryn: "can you pass me that ax?"
john: "yeah. what are you going to do with it?"
aeryn: "i'm going to hack my foot off."

- - -

john: "what are you doing?"
chiana: "i'm having sex with three Hynerian donkeys. what does it look like?"

- - -

scorpius: "there are vast areas of your brain that are filled with nothing but... gibberish."
john: "that would be high school."

- - -

scorpius: "braca?"
john: "yeah. feel the love, mr. Burns."

- - -

aeryn: "what is wrong with him?"
zhaan: "he is crichton."

- - -

john: "who's your daddy? who's your daddy? d'Argo, tell them who their daddy is!"
d'argo: "i'm your daddy!"

- - -

d'argo: "john, i gotta tell you something. i've never actually put this into words before. i *love* shooting things."

- - -

john: "have we sent the "don't shoot, we're pathetic" transmission yet?"

- - -

officer muldoon: "you have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. if you cannot afford one, tough noogies! you can make one phone call. i recommend trixie 976-555-LOVE. do you understand these rights as i have explained them to you? well, do you, punk?"
john: "no."
officer muldoon: "then i can't arrest you!"

- - -

officer muldoon: "assault on a police officer. theft of police property. illegal possession of a firearm. five counts of attempted murder. that comes to... $29.40. cash, check or credit card?"

- - -

d'argo: "that's your plan? to hit him with a rock?!"

- - -

d'argo: "the time has come for farewells, my friend."
john: "ahh, this is not happening. just feel free to wake me up any time, D'Argo."
d'argo: "well now i can only speak truth. and that comes as good and bad news."
john: "alright, give me the bad news first."
d'argo: "the bad new is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for 80 cycles in a strange world."
john: "what's the good news?"
d'argo: "chiana and i are having *fantastic* sex."

- - -

braca: "you're the reinforcements?"
john: "no, we're the band and it looks like kiss was your opening act."
d'argo: "frell, i'm in the wrong band."

- - -

john: "what the hell is this?"
zhaan: "heat-deflecting paste. you'll burn up in there without it."
john: "it smells like puke."
zhaan: "i pre-digested it to increase its potency."
john: "it's puke?"

- - -

john: "back up or the white boy gets it."

- - -

crichton: "what the hell is going on up there?"
d'argo : "we couldn`t override their override of our override."

- - -

d'argo: "no offense, but i say we take this tree-hugger, shove him out the access port, and get the hezmana out of here."

- - -

d'argo: "one mippippippi...two mippippippi..."

- - -

john: "aeryn, if scorpius gets me..."
aeryn: "i know, shoot you."
john: "no. no, no. shoot him."

- - -

john: "cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head."

- - -

john: "you're very wise."
pilot: "i don't get out much, so i read."

- - -

john: [holding out the shirts in either hand] "d'argo! green or black?"
d'argo: "well, the black of course! i mean, far be it from me to say, but i've always thought that the cut of that green shirt doesn't suit the shape of your body."

- - -

d'argo: "this plan is so bad, it has to be ours."

- - -

pilot: "you're not particularly smart. can hardly see. and, you're not even vaguely mentally, physically, or spiritual imposing. is there anything you humans do well?"
john: "watch football."

- - -

chiana: "i'm the one that put my hands in the vomit. if you want a turn go get your own vomit."

- - -

d'argo: "at least he's out of your nose."
john: "hair."
d'argo: "yes, that's what i meant. at least he's out of your nose hair."

- - -

chiana: "our parasite problems are solved!"
aeryn: "rygel has decided to leave us then, has he?"
d'argo: "not likely."

- - -

john: "that's your plan? wile e. coyote would come up with a better plan than that!"

- - -

d'argo: "fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds its certainty."
john: "i love hanging with you, man."

- - -

john: "i'm starting to look at plan c."
aeryn: "which is?"
john: "forget the whole thing and run like hell before they kill us."

- - -

john: "where's my damn ice-cream?!"
rygel: "i do not know what eye-is-green is."

- - -

rygel-as-john: "don't worry, i just peed in the maintenance bay."

- - -

d’argo: "do you mock me?"
john: "d’argo, i mock all of us."

- - -

rygel: [to john, who is unconscious] "i don’t know why i’m bothering, i don’t care what aeryn thinks. you certainly look dead to me. i don’t know your customs for these situations. not that i care. so i’ll give you the hynerian ceremony of passage and be done with it. [clears throat] john crichton, valued friend...now wait a minute, ‘valued friend’ is a bit of a stretch. john crichton, unwelcome shipmate. may you have safe transport to the hallowed realm. [climbs on him and pokes him in the face] actually, not our hallowed realm, no. that’s for hynerians. go find your own hallowed realm. [climbs off him] with the ceremony of passage complete, i declare you officially dead, and claim all your possessions for myself."

- - -

aeryn: "i’m gonna track down this little droid and rip off both its antennae."
john: "happy place, aeryn. go to your happy place."

- - -

d'argo : [to aeryn] "if you can be an idiot, i can be an idiot"

- - -

john: "that's my underwear."
aeryn: [points to tag] "what does this say?"
john: "calvin."
aeryn: "well, they're not yours."

- - -

john: "think he'll follow us?"
d'argo: "i hope he does!"
john: "sounds like you have a plan."
d'argo: "we're going to bring him out here and see how he likes being in the cold."
john: "and what if he likes it?"
d'argo: "look, one plan at a time!"

- - -

d'argo: "do *not* make me tongue you!"

- - -

stark: "what about me?"
aeryn: "how best can you help?"
stark: "i can stay out of your way."
aeryn: "excellent."

- - -

john: "aeryn, i am...doing everything i can to get us out of this absurdly large space monster. i am doing the good little soldier bit. what else do you want from me?"
aeryn: "i want you to stop acting like a drannit."
john: "you know what? i have no idea what a drannit is."
aeryn: "no, don't play dumb with me. that hasn't worked for over two cycles, john."
john: "aeryn, i am dumb! i don't understand you half the time, and i have no idea what a drannit is!"
aeryn: "fine! forget the drannit!"
john: "fine! screw the drannit!"
[aeryn pauses and a faint smile plays across her lips at john's last suggestion]
john: "what?"
aeryn: "you really have no idea what a drannit is, do you?"

- - -

d'argo: "girls, we'll all sit down and watch john. off we go..."
chiana:"what if i have to piss?"
d'argo: "well then, we will all urinate together."

- - -

john: "right after we're married - and, i mean right after - they turn us into statues."
d'argo: "that. is. fascinating."
john: "great. d'argo discovers science."

- - -

john: "i'm not deficient, i'm superior! humans are superior."

- - -

chiana: "i have a plan!"
john: [sarcastically] "d'argo, it's okay. chiana has a plan."

- - -

john: "does it hurt?"
aeryn: "mm-hm."
john: "where?"
aeryn [annoyed] "where it's bleeding."

- - -

chiana: "the reason he's the only one unaffected by the light is because he's deficient."
john: "who're you calling 'deficient'?"
chiana: "you. you've to the worst eyes out of all of us."
john: "i've got *great* eyes! They're better than 20/20, and they're *blue*!"

- - -

d'argo: "revenge is a feast best served immediately."

- - -

braca: [stepping back and aiming his gun at john's legs] "sit down or i'll shoot your limbs off one at a time."
john: "nono, nonono, see, human, sebacean, human, sebacean, we're different - one wound - i bleed out! [impersonating scorpius] oh! officer braca, what the frell happened, hah? hmm, hmm, hmm? [back to himself - pulling braca's gun to the center of his forehead] fine! let's do this thing. come on, shoot me! right here, right here come on, - oh nonono, not the brain, he wants the brain...the heart! [john moves braca's gun to his heart] here! the heart. we should shoot me in the heart! coming in at your left [moves the gun to the left], right, [moves the gun to the right], oh yeah, my right, your left, my left, your right! [moves the gun to his groin] here! john wayne bobbit, vienna boys choir [impersonates the choir singing a high note] ooooh-aaaah!"
braca: "you're insane!"
john: [pushing the gun up wards so it's pressing against his palm] my sex life! kill my sex life! now! quick! shoot! just shoot! [spins around with his finger against his throat as though it's a gun] argh, get back - get back or the white boy gets it! [in a 'terrified' voice] man, don't let him kill me, don't let him - [normal voice] You people are so dumb."

- - -

john: "d'argo, we're in a window – there are people watching."
d'argo: "uh-huh. i think they've been there for about seven arns, so why don't you just get dressed and give them a good show sweetheart."
john: "i am dressed. [looks down to see he's wearing stockings] aaaaaaaaahhhh!"

- - -

john: "you're gonna take my memories, and i'm gonna talk gibberish?! why-why not just take my mojo while you're at it?!"

- - -

john: "this is the end of hyper rage? i get hugged to death?"

- - -

john: "you ever heard of kfc?"
Akkor: "kfc?"
john: "it is to my knowledge, unique in the Universe and unique is always valuable. now, we have managed to procure the eleven secret ingredients..."

- - -

[pilot pukes green all over his console, stark, and d'argo]
d'Argo: "i had no idea he could do that.
stark: "i had no idea *anyone* could do that."

- - -

scorpius: [after john kills a bounty hunter] "one down."
john: "five to go."
scorpius: "and you have a weapon that works."
john: "well, this bazooka is out of ammo. you can have it."
scorpius: "i may well have joined the wrong side."

- - -

axikor: "you’re certain you won’t cooperate?"
d’argo: "why don’t you come and undo these cuffs and just see how much i want to cooperate."

- - -

aeryn: "d'argo, you should study this. [sings along with the television] "l, m, n, o, p." just a few of their words. just in case."
d'argo: "chiana has already told me a few words. 'yes', 'no', 'bite me', that's all i need to know."

- - -

john: "somebody got a sugar high. you been stealing candy, mr. burrels?"
rygel: "crichton, how illegal is this dren? you have to get me more. i don't care what it costs!"

- - -

sikozu: "what about scorpius?"
chiana: "what about him?"
sikozu: "well he might have been captured!"
chiana: "or killed."
d’argo: "we can only wish."

- - -

john: [re ahkna] "thanks, she scares the crap out of me."
aeryn: "it's the hat."

- - -

[john has just put on a body shield device]
d'argo: "i think we'd better test it. do you have any small appendages you don't need?"

- - -

part 1: john, harvey, crack

part 2: aliens, coats, cliff-hangers

part 3: multi-parters, continuity, laughs

part 4: otp

part 5: mini-series, rewatch, picspams
 
 
 
Stephanie: Aeryn DWTB ladycallie on April 3rd, 2009 01:29 am (UTC)
I may have to marry your picspam.
maddy: Farscape - John/Aeryn - You Don't Remembsterre on April 3rd, 2009 05:19 am (UTC)
lmao. but...it's brand new and vulnerable...think of the children!